and the hits just keep on coming

this clown just donked off allin on a gutshot/jack-high flush draw the hand before...

Full Tilt Poker Game #6064390911: $5 + $0.50 Sit & Go (46158809), Table 1 - 20/40 - Pot Limit Omaha Hi - 22:49:04 ET - 2008/04/16
Seat 1: bigslick922 (270)
Seat 3: shut it zip it (3,165)
Seat 4: pittsburgh_jake (2,759)
Seat 5: jl131 (1,440)
Seat 6: JRod32 (1,470)
Seat 7: choclabdad (1,650)
Seat 8: aunt betsy (1,373)
Seat 9: SicariuS Gus (1,373)
jl131 posts the small blind of 20
JRod32 posts the big blind of 40
The button is in seat #4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to jl131 [Ks Jd 7c Kh]
choclabdad has 15 seconds left to act
choclabdad folds
aunt betsy has 15 seconds left to act
aunt betsy is sitting out
aunt betsy has timed out
aunt betsy folds
SicariuS Gus folds
bigslick922 raises to 140
aunt betsy has returned
shut it zip it folds
pittsburgh_jake calls 140
jl131 calls 120
JRod32 folds
*** FLOP *** [Kd 9s Jh]
jl131 checks
bigslick922 bets 130, and is all in
pittsburgh_jake raises to 260
jl131 raises to 600
pittsburgh_jake calls 340
*** TURN *** [Kd 9s Jh] [2h]
jl131 bets 700, and is all in
pittsburgh_jake calls 700
jl131 shows [Ks Jd 7c Kh]
bigslick922 shows [2s 9c Ah 5h]
pittsburgh_jake shows [7h Js 8c Jc]
*** RIVER *** [Kd 9s Jh 2h] [Ts]
jl131 shows three of a kind, Kings
pittsburgh_jake shows a straight, Jack high
pittsburgh_jake wins the side pot (2,340) with a straight, Jack high
bigslick922 shows two pair, Nines and Twos
pittsburgh_jake wins the main pot (850) with a straight, Jack high
bigslick922 stands up
jl131 stands up

from a high of $297 we now sit at $225, and literally every single KO i've had my money in good during the downswing. absolutely sick

the fun continues

slammed out of 2 $5 sngs on tilt. first one finished 4th. admittedly played like shit, but after being almost knocked out, built my stack back up from about 300 to over 2k again 4-handed.

here's the KO:

Full Tilt Poker Game #6009898273: $5 + $0.50 Sit & Go (45752622), Table 1 - 50/100 - No Limit Hold'em - 19:56:09 ET - 2008/04/12
Seat 2: pompom5 (4,620)
Seat 4: jl131 (2,100)
Seat 7: nouvellemoumout (2,630)
Seat 8: ZangZeng (4,150)
ZangZeng posts the small blind of 50
pompom5 posts the big blind of 100
The button is in seat #7
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to jl131 [Td Ad]
jl131 raises to 300
nouvellemoumout calls 300
ZangZeng folds
jl131: ty
pompom5 calls 200
*** FLOP *** [9s 7d As]
pompom5 bets 600
jl131 raises to 1,800, and is all in
nouvellemoumout folds
pompom5 calls 1,200
jl131 shows [Td Ad]
pompom5 shows [Ts Js]
*** TURN *** [9s 7d As] [2s]
*** RIVER *** [9s 7d As 2s] [Tc]
jl131 shows two pair, Aces and Tens
pompom5 shows a flush, Ace high
pompom5 wins the pot (4,550) with a flush, Ace high
jl131 stands up

went into 2nd one, picked up QQ on 1st hand and took it down after the other callers missed the K-high flop. then this:


Full Tilt Poker Game #6009959354: $5 + $0.50 Sit & Go (45755806), Table 1 - 15/30 - No Limit Hold'em - 20:01:26 ET - 2008/04/12
Seat 1: jl131 (1,800)
Seat 2: pieceoshee (1,395)
Seat 3: Willy2 (1,245)
Seat 4: CosmoFish (1,800)
Seat 5: frodebass (1,635)
Seat 6: TrippleL (1,395)
Seat 7: Bull Shark 666 (1,500)
Seat 8: hurwi (1,380)
Seat 9: LarsonAA (1,350)
frodebass posts the small blind of 15
TrippleL posts the big blind of 30
The button is in seat #4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to jl131 [Kc Ad]
Bull Shark 666 folds
hurwi folds
LarsonAA folds
jl131 raises to 90
pieceoshee folds
Willy2 calls 90
CosmoFish has 15 seconds left to act
CosmoFish folds
frodebass folds
TrippleL folds
*** FLOP *** [Ac 7d 9d]
jl131 bets 150
Willy2 calls 150
*** TURN *** [Ac 7d 9d] [5s]
jl131 bets 450
Willy2 calls 450
*** RIVER *** [Ac 7d 9d 5s] [6c]
jl131 bets 570
Willy2 calls 555, and is all in
Uncalled bet of 15 returned to jl131
*** SHOW DOWN ***
jl131 shows [Kc Ad] a pair of Aces
Willy2 shows [As 7h] two pair, Aces and Sevens
Willy2 wins the pot (2,535) with two pair, Aces and Sevens

came back and took 2nd in one, then went into a $10 O/8. didnt take long to get cold-decked to death...

Full Tilt Poker Game #6011503758: $10 + $1 Sit & Go (45762344), Table 1 - 25/50 - Pot Limit Omaha H/L - 22:11:36 ET - 2008/04/12
Seat 1: ronrichards (623)
Seat 2: jl131 (1,930)
Seat 3: iguana mama (1,560)
Seat 4: klaymonstr (1,400)
Seat 5: action57 (1,465)
Seat 6: RookieB (2,272)
Seat 7: John146 (205)
Seat 8: uco2525 (1,130)
Seat 9: ULbballfan (2,915)
iguana mama posts the small blind of 25
klaymonstr posts the big blind of 50
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to jl131 [5c Ac 5h 9d]
action57 folds
RookieB calls 50
John146 has 15 seconds left to act
John146 folds
uco2525 calls 50
ULbballfan calls 50
ronrichards folds
jl131 calls 50
iguana mama has 15 seconds left to act
iguana mama calls 25
klaymonstr checks
*** FLOP *** [9c 9s Qs]
iguana mama checks
klaymonstr checks
RookieB checks
uco2525 bets 300
ULbballfan folds
jl131 raises to 700
iguana mama folds
klaymonstr calls 700
RookieB folds
uco2525 calls 400
*** TURN *** [9c 9s Qs] [2d]
klaymonstr checks
uco2525 checks
jl131 bets 1,180, and is all in
klaymonstr calls 650, and is all in
uco2525 folds
jl131 shows [5c Ac 5h 9d]
klaymonstr shows [Qc Qh Ks Kh]
Uncalled bet of 530 returned to jl131
*** RIVER *** [9c 9s Qs 2d] [4s]
jl131 shows three of a kind, Nines, for high
klaymonstr shows a full house, Queens full of Nines, for high
klaymonstr wins the pot (3,700) with a full house, Queens full of Nines
No low hand qualified

then the KO, of course i have to pick up A2 and flop a 2...
Full Tilt Poker Game #6011527891: $10 + $1 Sit & Go (45762344), Table 1 - 25/50 - Pot Limit Omaha H/L - 22:13:40 ET - 2008/04/12
Seat 1: ronrichards (623)
Seat 2: jl131 (530)
Seat 3: iguana mama (1,510)
Seat 4: klaymonstr (3,675)
Seat 5: action57 (1,415)
Seat 6: RookieB (2,222)
Seat 8: uco2525 (660)
Seat 9: ULbballfan (2,865)
action57 posts the small blind of 25
RookieB posts the big blind of 50
The button is in seat #4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to jl131 [Ah 2s Jh 8c]
uco2525 folds
ULbballfan folds
ronrichards raises to 150
jl131 raises to 525
iguana mama folds
klaymonstr folds
action57 calls 500
RookieB folds
ronrichards raises to 623, and is all in
jl131 calls 5, and is all in
action57 calls 98
ronrichards shows [4d Ac Ad Qc]
jl131 shows [Ah 2s Jh 8c]
action57 shows [2h As Qd 6h]
*** FLOP *** [Jd 3c 2c]
*** TURN *** [Jd 3c 2c] [3d]
*** RIVER *** [Jd 3c 2c 3d] [6c]
ronrichards shows a flush, Ace high, for high andronrichards shows 6,4,3,2,A, for low
action57 shows two pair, Sixes and Threes, for high
ronrichards wins the high side pot (93) with a flush, Ace high
ronrichards wins the low side pot (93) with 6,4,3,2,A
jl131 shows two pair, Jacks and Threes, for high andjl131 shows 8,6,3,2,A, for low
ronrichards wins the high main pot (820) with a flush, Ace high
ronrichards wins the low main pot (820) with 6,4,3,2,A
jl131 stands up and looks in the mirror to try to find the problem.

after getting the br to high of $297, it's back to $240 and I am seriously considering just cashing out. I know there is variance but this is beyond variance at this point, it's downright criminal.

heartbreaker

So I played the 1k daily on spadeclub thursday night. I played what I think is without question the single best tournament I have ever played, and came in 2nd. and to go out the way i did is just such a heartbreaking thing because as I've mentioned before, I've never won one. I've won some freerolls, but I don't count those.

In this one, I made some plays that even the best pro would have had to be impressed with. unfortunately can't get HH from spadeclub, so here is best I can re-create:

at FT, i think 7 handed at this point, blinds 2000/4000 with antes. i'm 5th in chips and in BB with 6-7 off. utg minraises. I did not necessarily read that as being super-strong because this guy had been pretty aggressive. with a couple of callers I was getting over 5-1, so I begrudgingly made the call. Flop comes 10-rag-rag. nothing for me. But I make up my mind that if villain shows any sign of weakness i'm gonna try to get a little crazy and check-raise him. i check, utg bets 10k into 20+k pot. 99 times out of 100 i just lay down here and write off the 8k lost. But instead i reach down & grab my nuts (not literally) and throw out 50k. villain folds.

HUGE hand not long after. I pick up 77. shorty at the table shoves, I re-shove trying to isolate, and get called by this clown who got stupidly lucky to get to this point. They show A9off (shorty) and KQoff (clown). Amazingly, my 7s hold, and i bust both and take a nice chip lead.

Next big play was against the #2 chipleader. don't remember the exact cards but I held J10, called a pf raise, checkraised the flop and got called, we both checked the turn. on the river I fired a bet of 120k into the roughly 170k pot, with nothing. Board had 3 spades and couple of straight possibilities, and I knew AQ-type hand missed and even a high pair might have to fold on that board, and I had no way to win the big pot otherwise, so I made the bet and took it down.

Now these might not seem like such a big deal to a lot of people, but they are the kind of moves that I am normally afraid to make, which is one of the biggest holes in my game. I was very proud of myself for making these plays. (not the 7s, that was pretty standard, just the other 2.)

got down to heads up with a slight chip lead, which rapidly disappeared when I tried making another move and villain stood up to me and I had to lay it down. This left me at about a 9-5 chip deficit. Next hand I pick up A7 sooooooooted. I decide to shove to make it look like tilt/desperation after losing a big pot the hand before, hoping to get called by a lesser hand. Sure enough, villain calls me with A5 and promptly spikes a 5 on the flop to bust me.

This one might actually be the toughest one I've ever had. I've taken much worse beats for sure, but to know how great I played, even down to the last hand, and fall short yet again, this time on a 3-outer, is really crushing. When I think about the fact that I don't think I made a single mistake in the entire tourney, and I probably can't play any better than I did here, and still didn't win, makes me seriously think I might need to just quit playing.

at least till tonight. :)



later I pulled a similarly-ballsy move on a draw-heavy board against the

ok now this is just getting ridiculous

Full Tilt Poker Game #5972970585: $5 + $0.50 Sit & Go (45470159), Table 1 - 80/160 - Pot Limit Omaha H/L - 22:55:02 ET - 2008/04/09
Seat 3: RavExel (3,072)
Seat 4: teddy55 (2,660)
Seat 6: klk726 (3,468)
Seat 7: Pre-Fishin (1,595)
Seat 8: jl131 (1,270)
Seat 9: iraiseiraise (1,435)
klk726 posts the small blind of 80
Pre-Fishin posts the big blind of 160
The button is in seat #4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to jl131 [3s Kh 5h 3d]
jl131 has 15 seconds left to act
jl131 calls 160
iraiseiraise has 15 seconds left to act
iraiseiraise folds
RavExel folds
teddy55 has 15 seconds left to act
teddy55 calls 160
klk726 calls 80
Pre-Fishin checks
*** FLOP *** [Qc 6d 3c]
klk726 has 15 seconds left to act
klk726 checks
Pre-Fishin checks
jl131 bets 480
teddy55 has 15 seconds left to act
teddy55 raises to 960
klk726 has 15 seconds left to act
klk726 folds
Pre-Fishin folds
jl131 raises to 1,110, and is all in
teddy55 calls 150
jl131 shows [3s Kh 5h 3d]
teddy55 shows [7s 4d Ad Ah]
*** TURN *** [Qc 6d 3c] [Kd]
*** RIVER *** [Qc 6d 3c Kd] [Jd]
jl131 shows three of a kind, Threes, for high
teddy55 shows a flush, Ace high, for high
teddy55 wins the pot (2,860) with a flush, Ace high
jl131 stands up
The blinds are now 100/200
No low hand qualified


Full Tilt Poker Game #5972919779: $5 + $0.50 Sit & Go (45387536), Table 1 - 40/80 - Pot Limit Omaha Hi - 22:51:07 ET - 2008/04/09
Seat 1: girlstoy (3,060)
Seat 3: cruffy (1,745)
Seat 4: rRickarr (2,180)
Seat 6: 8679 (3,530)
Seat 7: newt621 (855)
Seat 9: jl131 (2,130)
newt621 posts the small blind of 40
jl131 posts the big blind of 80
The button is in seat #6
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to jl131 [Ad 3s 2s Qc]
girlstoy calls 80
cruffy folds
rRickarr folds
8679 folds
newt621 calls 40
jl131 checks
*** FLOP *** [5s Qh Ah]
newt621 has 15 seconds left to act
newt621 bets 240
jl131 has 15 seconds left to act
jl131 raises to 960
girlstoy calls 960
newt621 calls 535, and is all in
*** TURN *** [5s Qh Ah] [9s]
jl131 has 15 seconds left to act
jl131 bets 1,090, and is all in
girlstoy calls 1,090
jl131 shows [Ad 3s 2s Qc]
girlstoy shows [Kd Td Js 3c]
newt621 shows [4h As 9h Kh]
*** RIVER *** [5s Qh Ah 9s] [Jh]
jl131 shows two pair, Aces and Queens
girlstoy shows a straight, Ace high
girlstoy wins the side pot (2,550) with a straight, Ace high
newt621 shows a flush, Ace high
newt621 wins the main pot (2,565) with a flush, Ace high
jl131 stands up and tries to come up with a formula for napalm to bomb full tilt

don't get me wrong, i know there is variance. but i'm a 40% ROI player, and i am just getting hit with sick beat after sick beat after cooler after sick beat. the level of frustration is unimaginable at this point.

I just love how I run

so after bombing out of 2, went into $10 O/8 stt. this clown foles just hung around for hand after hand with less than 1k in chips, finally luckboxes everybody with this...

Full Tilt Poker Game #5959771100: $10 + $1 Sit & Go (45371460), Table 1
- 80/160 - Pot Limit Omaha H/L - 22:17:02 ET - 2008/04/08
Seat 1: gilbejg (4,660)
Seat 2: Foles99 (662)
Seat 3: Shamrocks (2,999)
Seat 4: jl131 (3,439)
Seat 5: OffDeadline (1,740)
Foles99 posts the small blind of 80
Shamrocks posts the big blind of 160
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to jl131 [Kc 5c Ac Qh]
jl131 calls 160
OffDeadline calls 160
gilbejg calls 160
Foles99 calls 80
Shamrocks checks
*** FLOP *** [8s 6h 9h]
Foles99 has 15 seconds left to act
Foles99 bets 502, and is all in
Shamrocks folds
jl131 folds
OffDeadline calls 502
gilbejg calls 502
*** TURN *** [8s 6h 9h] [9d]
OffDeadline checks
gilbejg checks
*** RIVER *** [8s 6h 9h 9d] [Td]
OffDeadline checks
gilbejg checks
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Foles99 shows [Jh 4c 7s 9c] a straight, Jack high, for high
OffDeadline mucks
gilbejg mucks
Foles99 wins the pot (2,306) with a straight, Jack high
No low hand qualified

It got 3 handed and i was running the table over. then here were the key hands...

Full Tilt Poker Game #5960321328: $10 + $1 Sit & Go (45371460), Table 1
- 400/800 - Pot Limit Omaha H/L - 22:59:19 ET - 2008/04/08
Seat 2: Foles99 (1,446)
Seat 3: Shamrocks (5,709)
Seat 4: jl131 (6,345)
jl131 posts the small blind of 400
Foles99 posts the big blind of 800
The button is in seat #3
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to jl131 [9h Jc Td As]
Shamrocks folds
jl131 raises to 1,600
Foles99 calls 646, and is all in
jl131 shows [9h Jc Td As]
Foles99 shows [Ac 3c 7d 9d]
Uncalled bet of 154 returned to jl131
*** FLOP *** [Ks 3s 3h]
*** TURN *** [Ks 3s 3h] [9c]
*** RIVER *** [Ks 3s 3h 9c] [Jd]
jl131 shows two pair, Jacks and Nines, for high
Foles99 shows a full house, Threes full of Nines, for high
Foles99 wins the pot (2,892) with a full house, Threes full of Nines
No low hand qualified

#2-
Full Tilt Poker Game #5960325576: $10 + $1 Sit & Go (45371460), Table 1
- 400/800 - Pot Limit Omaha H/L - 22:59:39 ET - 2008/04/08
Seat 2: Foles99 (2,892)
Seat 3: Shamrocks (5,709)
Seat 4: jl131 (4,899)
Foles99 posts the small blind of 400
Shamrocks posts the big blind of 800
The button is in seat #4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to jl131 [Qd Kd 3d 5h]
jl131 calls 800
Foles99 folds
Shamrocks checks
*** FLOP *** [Ah Th Jh]
Shamrocks checks
jl131 bets 1,600
Shamrocks raises to 4,909, and is all in maybe a bad laydown, but even if he had a set here he's got plenty of redraws. and he's a solid player, can't see this move without a flush
jl131 has 15 seconds left to act
jl131 is sitting out
jl131 has timed out
jl131 folds
Uncalled bet of 3,309 returned to Shamrocks
Shamrocks mucks
Shamrocks wins the pot (5,200)

KO-
Full Tilt Poker Game #5960360743: $10 + $1 Sit & Go (45371460), Table 1
- 400/800 - Pot Limit Omaha H/L - 23:02:24 ET - 2008/04/08
Seat 2: Foles99 (1,438)
Seat 3: Shamrocks (8,763)
Seat 4: jl131 (3,299)
Shamrocks posts the small blind of 400
jl131 posts the big blind of 800
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to jl131 [Js Ts 9c Kd]
Foles99 has 15 seconds left to act
Foles99 raises to 1,438, and is all in
Shamrocks calls 1,038
jl131 calls 638
*** FLOP *** [8s Th 9h]
Shamrocks bets 2,157
jl131 calls 1,861, and is all in
Shamrocks shows [Qh Qs 7h 6d]
jl131 shows [Js Ts 9c Kd]
Foles99 shows [4d 4c 5h 3d]
Uncalled bet of 296 returned to Shamrocks
*** TURN *** [8s Th 9h] [5d]
*** RIVER *** [8s Th 9h 5d] [6s]
Shamrocks shows a straight, Ten high, for high
jl131 shows two pair, Tens and Nines, for high
Shamrocks wins the side pot (3,722) with a straight, Ten high
Foles99 shows a pair of Fives, for high andFoles99 shows 8,6,5,4,3, for
low
Shamrocks wins the high main pot (2,157) with a straight, Ten high
Foles99 wins the low main pot (2,157) with 8,6,5,4,3
jl131 stands up and calls the online poker suicide hotline.

i give up

I just can't stand it anymore. it is just nauseatingly disgusting how many times i get knocked out when i get my money in good against a complete retarded ass piece of shit, and get beaten down, like this...

Full Tilt Poker Game #5904770667: Satellite to $15K Guarantee (44943093), Table 1 - 120/240 - No Limit Hold'em - 13:19:41 ET - 2008/04/04
Seat 1: bushfox (2,645)
Seat 5: bbart1111 (4,165)
Seat 6: hamish1984 (3,815)
Seat 9: jl131 (2,875)
jl131 posts the small blind of 120
bushfox posts the big blind of 240
The button is in seat #6
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to jl131 [Qh As]
bbart1111 folds
hamish1984 folds
jl131 raises to 720
bushfox has 15 seconds left to act
bushfox raises to 2,645, and is all in
jl131 calls 1,925
bushfox shows [Ad 4s]
jl131 shows [Qh As]
*** FLOP *** [5d 3c 9h]
*** TURN *** [5d 3c 9h] [6s]
*** RIVER *** [5d 3c 9h 6s] [4d]
bushfox shows a pair of Fours
jl131 shows Ace Queen high
bushfox wins the pot (5,290) with a pair of Fours
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 5,290 | Rake 0
Board: [5d 3c 9h 6s 4d]
Seat 1: bushfox (big blind) showed [Ad 4s] and won (5,290) with a pair of Fours
Seat 5: bbart1111 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: hamish1984 (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 9: jl131 (small blind) showed [Qh As] and lost with Ace Queen high

i mean come on, A4??????? Like seriously, what the fuck did this reject think i could have that he could be beating? but again, i lose. AGAIN! to another peabrained idiotic loser that knows less about poker than i know about nuclear physics.

i am just so sick of it.

want more examples of how sick i run?

Full Tilt Poker Game #5905200723: $6 + $0.50 Sit & Go (Turbo) (44956398), Table 1 - 20/40 - Pot Limit Omaha Hi - 14:06:35 ET - 2008/04/04
Seat 1: CHICKEN4321 (1,470)
Seat 2: sparkycal (1,455)
Seat 3: Smackity Jack (474)
Seat 4: jl131 (1,230)
Seat 5: wartimebob (1,800)
Seat 6: specialagentdb (2,571)
wartimebob posts the small blind of 20
specialagentdb posts the big blind of 40
The button is in seat #4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to jl131 [6d 8d Qh Kd]
CHICKEN4321 raises to 80
sparkycal calls 80
Smackity Jack folds
jl131 calls 80
wartimebob folds
specialagentdb calls 40
*** FLOP *** [8h Ac Kh]
specialagentdb checks
CHICKEN4321 bets 80
sparkycal calls 80
jl131 raises to 300
specialagentdb folds
CHICKEN4321 raises to 520
sparkycal folds
jl131 calls 220
*** TURN *** [8h Ac Kh] [4s]
CHICKEN4321 bets 760
jl131 has 15 seconds left to act
jl131 folds
Uncalled bet of 760 returned to CHICKEN4321
CHICKEN4321 shows [Ts Ad Js As] three of a kind, Aces
CHICKEN4321 wins the pot (1,460)

gotta flop 2 pair against top set, right?

then this...

Full Tilt Poker Game #5905238427: $6 + $0.50 Sit & Go (Turbo) (44956398), Table 1 - 25/50 - Pot Limit Omaha Hi - 14:10:29 ET - 2008/04/04
Seat 1: CHICKEN4321 (2,200)
Seat 2: sparkycal (1,155)
Seat 3: Smackity Jack (724)
Seat 4: jl131 (700)
Seat 5: wartimebob (1,690)
Seat 6: specialagentdb (2,531)
jl131 posts the small blind of 25
wartimebob posts the big blind of 50
The button is in seat #3
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to jl131 [9c 9s 4h Qh]
specialagentdb folds
CHICKEN4321 folds
sparkycal folds
Smackity Jack has 15 seconds left to act
Smackity Jack folds
jl131 calls 25
wartimebob raises to 150
jl131 calls 100
*** FLOP *** [4d Kh Qc]
jl131 checks
wartimebob bets 300
jl131 raises to 550, and is all in
wartimebob calls 250
jl131 shows [9c 9s 4h Qh]
wartimebob shows [Ac Tc Kc 8h]
*** TURN *** [4d Kh Qc] [Jc]
*** RIVER *** [4d Kh Qc Jc] [3s]
jl131 shows two pair, Queens and Fours
wartimebob shows a straight, Ace high
wartimebob wins the pot (1,400) with a straight, Ace high
jl131 stands up and launches his monitor off the top of a seven-story building

lol donkeyknockoutaments

Full Tilt Poker Game #5903494864: $5 + $0.50 Knockout (44844349), Table 9 - 15/30 - No Limit Hold'em - 10:35:53 ET - 2008/04/04
Seat 1: RSXDOG (2,005)
Seat 2: poubellenumero1 (2,520)
Seat 3: cristobalx5 (920)
Seat 4: himbeere (2,435)
Seat 5: -Dealbreaker-8 (3,135)
Seat 6: holyman4u (1,400)
Seat 7: Jose Chung (1,415)
Seat 8: jl131 (2,045)
Seat 9: okchuckles (825)
poubellenumero1 posts the small blind of 15
cristobalx5 posts the big blind of 30
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to jl131 [Kc As]
himbeere folds
-Dealbreaker-8 raises to 240
holyman4u folds
Jose Chung folds
jl131 calls 240 --- called hoping to encourage a shorty to shove
okchuckles folds
RSXDOG folds
poubellenumero1 folds
cristobalx5 raises to 900 --- thanks
-Dealbreaker-8 raises to 1,560
jl131 raises to 2,045, and is all in
cristobalx5 calls 20, and is all in
-Dealbreaker-8 calls 485
jl131 shows [Kc As]
cristobalx5 shows [8d Qd]
-Dealbreaker-8 shows [9d 9s]
*** FLOP *** [Jc 6s Qs]
*** TURN *** [Jc 6s Qs] [8c]
*** RIVER *** [Jc 6s Qs 8c] [2d]
jl131 shows Ace King high
-Dealbreaker-8 shows a pair of Nines
-Dealbreaker-8 wins the side pot (2,250) with a pair of Nines
cristobalx5 shows two pair, Queens and Eights
cristobalx5 wins the main pot (2,775) with two pair, Queens and Eights
jl131 stands up and remembers how full tilt supports wildlife with their love of donkeys

just ridiculous

so i saw this guy's brutal shark stats and watched him throw chips all over the table. knew it was just a matter of picking my spots.

but, the donkey gets rewarded... AGAIN

first, played him like a fiddle...

Full Tilt Poker Game #5885987786: $10 + $1 Sit & Go (44805035), Table 1 - 150/300 - No Limit Hold'em - 21:37:16 ET - 2008/04/02
Seat 5: dahrmadog27 (4,960)
Seat 7: jl131 (8,540)
jl131 posts the small blind of 150
dahrmadog27 posts the big blind of 300
The button is in seat #7
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to jl131 [As 8s]
jl131 calls 150
dahrmadog27 checks
*** FLOP *** [4d 8d Ah]
dahrmadog27 checks
jl131 bets 300
dahrmadog27 calls 300
*** TURN *** [4d 8d Ah] [8c]
dahrmadog27 checks
jl131 checks
*** RIVER *** [4d 8d Ah 8c] [7h]
dahrmadog27 bets 1,200
jl131 raises to 4,200
dahrmadog27 folds
Uncalled bet of 3,000 returned to jl131
jl131 mucks
jl131 wins the pot (3,600)

then, the donktastic bullsh*t...

Full Tilt Poker Game #5886001415: $10 + $1 Sit & Go (44805035), Table 1 - 150/300 - No Limit Hold'em - 21:38:24 ET - 2008/04/02
Seat 5: dahrmadog27 (4,660)
Seat 7: jl131 (8,840)
jl131 posts the small blind of 150
dahrmadog27 posts the big blind of 300
The button is in seat #7
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to jl131 [8c Ac]
jl131 raises to 900
dahrmadog27 raises to 4,660, and is all in
jl131 calls 3,760
dahrmadog27 shows [6d Kd]
jl131 shows [8c Ac]
*** FLOP *** [4s Ah Qs]
*** TURN *** [4s Ah Qs] [Js]
*** RIVER *** [4s Ah Qs Js] [Tc]
dahrmadog27 shows a straight, Ace high
jl131 shows a pair of Aces
dahrmadog27 wins the pot (9,320) with a straight, Ace high

then, a classic finisher...

Full Tilt Poker Game #5886088078: $10 + $1 Sit & Go (44805035), Table 1 - 200/400 - No Limit Hold'em - 21:45:27 ET - 2008/04/02
Seat 5: dahrmadog27 (11,440)
Seat 7: jl131 (2,060)
dahrmadog27 posts the small blind of 200
jl131 posts the big blind of 400
The button is in seat #5
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to jl131 [7d 7h]
dahrmadog27 raises to 11,440, and is all in
jl131 calls 1,660, and is all in
dahrmadog27 shows [6c 5h]
jl131 shows [7d 7h]
Uncalled bet of 9,380 returned to dahrmadog27
*** FLOP *** [4h Js 6h]
*** TURN *** [4h Js 6h] [2h]
*** RIVER *** [4h Js 6h 2h] [6s]
dahrmadog27 shows three of a kind, Sixes
jl131 shows two pair, Sevens and Sixes
dahrmadog27 wins the pot (4,120) with three of a kind, Sixes
jl131 stands up and calls on a voodoo priestess to curse this schmuck for eternity

wow, just wow...