just ridiculous

so i saw this guy's brutal shark stats and watched him throw chips all over the table. knew it was just a matter of picking my spots.

but, the donkey gets rewarded... AGAIN

first, played him like a fiddle...

Full Tilt Poker Game #5885987786: $10 + $1 Sit & Go (44805035), Table 1 - 150/300 - No Limit Hold'em - 21:37:16 ET - 2008/04/02
Seat 5: dahrmadog27 (4,960)
Seat 7: jl131 (8,540)
jl131 posts the small blind of 150
dahrmadog27 posts the big blind of 300
The button is in seat #7
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to jl131 [As 8s]
jl131 calls 150
dahrmadog27 checks
*** FLOP *** [4d 8d Ah]
dahrmadog27 checks
jl131 bets 300
dahrmadog27 calls 300
*** TURN *** [4d 8d Ah] [8c]
dahrmadog27 checks
jl131 checks
*** RIVER *** [4d 8d Ah 8c] [7h]
dahrmadog27 bets 1,200
jl131 raises to 4,200
dahrmadog27 folds
Uncalled bet of 3,000 returned to jl131
jl131 mucks
jl131 wins the pot (3,600)

then, the donktastic bullsh*t...

Full Tilt Poker Game #5886001415: $10 + $1 Sit & Go (44805035), Table 1 - 150/300 - No Limit Hold'em - 21:38:24 ET - 2008/04/02
Seat 5: dahrmadog27 (4,660)
Seat 7: jl131 (8,840)
jl131 posts the small blind of 150
dahrmadog27 posts the big blind of 300
The button is in seat #7
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to jl131 [8c Ac]
jl131 raises to 900
dahrmadog27 raises to 4,660, and is all in
jl131 calls 3,760
dahrmadog27 shows [6d Kd]
jl131 shows [8c Ac]
*** FLOP *** [4s Ah Qs]
*** TURN *** [4s Ah Qs] [Js]
*** RIVER *** [4s Ah Qs Js] [Tc]
dahrmadog27 shows a straight, Ace high
jl131 shows a pair of Aces
dahrmadog27 wins the pot (9,320) with a straight, Ace high

then, a classic finisher...

Full Tilt Poker Game #5886088078: $10 + $1 Sit & Go (44805035), Table 1 - 200/400 - No Limit Hold'em - 21:45:27 ET - 2008/04/02
Seat 5: dahrmadog27 (11,440)
Seat 7: jl131 (2,060)
dahrmadog27 posts the small blind of 200
jl131 posts the big blind of 400
The button is in seat #5
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to jl131 [7d 7h]
dahrmadog27 raises to 11,440, and is all in
jl131 calls 1,660, and is all in
dahrmadog27 shows [6c 5h]
jl131 shows [7d 7h]
Uncalled bet of 9,380 returned to dahrmadog27
*** FLOP *** [4h Js 6h]
*** TURN *** [4h Js 6h] [2h]
*** RIVER *** [4h Js 6h 2h] [6s]
dahrmadog27 shows three of a kind, Sixes
jl131 shows two pair, Sevens and Sixes
dahrmadog27 wins the pot (4,120) with three of a kind, Sixes
jl131 stands up and calls on a voodoo priestess to curse this schmuck for eternity

wow, just wow...