so i'm in the $2 1r/1a on tilt. down to the money bubble. i'm not quite at the bottom, until this...
Full Tilt Poker Game #6408300887: $2 + $0.25 Rebuy (1r+1a) (48624589), Table 19 - 1000/2000 Ante 250 - No Limit Hold'em - 0:58:52 ET - 2008/05/14
Seat 2: LOLFU (3,030)
Seat 3: macrlh (23,198)
Seat 4: mcstl25 (72,805)
Seat 5: stone55 (24,740)
Seat 6: sweetmeme5 (27,196)
Seat 8: tommytenkicker (12,690)
Seat 9: JIMMY3LEGS (11,110)
LOLFU antes 250
macrlh antes 250
mcstl25 antes 250
stone55 antes 250
sweetmeme5 antes 250
tommytenkicker antes 250
JIMMY3LEGS antes 250
tommytenkicker posts the small blind of 1,000
JIMMY3LEGS posts the big blind of 2,000
The button is in seat #6
*** HOLE CARDS ***
LOLFU raises to 2,780, and is all in
macrlh folds
mcstl25 folds
stone55 folds
sweetmeme5 folds
tommytenkicker folds
JIMMY3LEGS folds YES THAT'S RIGHT - THE MORON FOLDED --- FOR 780 MORE!!!!!!!
Uncalled bet of 780 returned to LOLFU
LOLFU mucks
LOLFU wins the pot (6,750)
that left me at the bottom and with BB 2000 and only 3000 left I picked up A2 sooooooted and minishoved, got called by the BB w/A4 and flopped a 4. gg me, out, in 19th, thanks to maybe the single dumbest move i've ever seen. the stupidity of these donkeys now gets me when i'm not even at the same table. i give up. i think i'm just gonna go jump off a bridge now.
Tuesday, May 13, 2008
Monday, May 12, 2008
nothing new
same old same old...
$4 token omaha tourney, get to heads up w/chip lead, lose a bit, donk that pulled a sick joke of a 2-outer to get to heads up calls my allin on a straight draw and hits of course.
then a $4 holdem token, this...
Full Tilt Poker Game #6392554871: Tier One $4+$0.40 Sit & Go (48616864), Table 1 - 150/300 - No Limit Hold'em - 21:30:20 ET - 2008/05/12
Seat 5: exsanguinate (2,995)
Seat 6: jl131 (3,880)
Seat 9: BoneDaddyUtd (6,625)
exsanguinate posts the small blind of 150
jl131 posts the big blind of 300
The button is in seat #9
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to jl131 [Kh Ah]
BoneDaddyUtd raises to 600
exsanguinate folds
jl131 raises to 3,880, and is all in
BoneDaddyUtd calls 3,280
jl131 shows [Kh Ah]
BoneDaddyUtd shows [Jd Qs] lol brilliant
*** FLOP *** [8s 3h 7s]
*** TURN *** [8s 3h 7s] [Qc] @#$#@)(!%($#@##$)%*)!@($)@#!%*($^*&@%^)*$#%$
*** RIVER *** [8s 3h 7s Qc] [2s]
jl131 shows Ace King high
BoneDaddyUtd shows a pair of Queens
BoneDaddyUtd wins the pot (7,910) with a pair of Queens
jl131 stands up and cracks his skull on a rock
unreal. another completely stupid moronic donkey schmuck does me in. ANOTHER ONE. i guess it will just never end.
$4 token omaha tourney, get to heads up w/chip lead, lose a bit, donk that pulled a sick joke of a 2-outer to get to heads up calls my allin on a straight draw and hits of course.
then a $4 holdem token, this...
Full Tilt Poker Game #6392554871: Tier One $4+$0.40 Sit & Go (48616864), Table 1 - 150/300 - No Limit Hold'em - 21:30:20 ET - 2008/05/12
Seat 5: exsanguinate (2,995)
Seat 6: jl131 (3,880)
Seat 9: BoneDaddyUtd (6,625)
exsanguinate posts the small blind of 150
jl131 posts the big blind of 300
The button is in seat #9
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to jl131 [Kh Ah]
BoneDaddyUtd raises to 600
exsanguinate folds
jl131 raises to 3,880, and is all in
BoneDaddyUtd calls 3,280
jl131 shows [Kh Ah]
BoneDaddyUtd shows [Jd Qs] lol brilliant
*** FLOP *** [8s 3h 7s]
*** TURN *** [8s 3h 7s] [Qc] @#$#@)(!%($#@##$)%*)!@($)@#!%*($^*&@%^)*$#%$
*** RIVER *** [8s 3h 7s Qc] [2s]
jl131 shows Ace King high
BoneDaddyUtd shows a pair of Queens
BoneDaddyUtd wins the pot (7,910) with a pair of Queens
jl131 stands up and cracks his skull on a rock
unreal. another completely stupid moronic donkey schmuck does me in. ANOTHER ONE. i guess it will just never end.
Thursday, May 8, 2008
still no ME for me
did one of the 2-seat main event race rd. 1 deals. out 4th. here's how...
Full Tilt Poker Game #6341185103: .COM Main Event Race Rd 1 (48236937), Table 15 - 5000/10000 - No Limit Hold'em - 22:20:13 ET - 2008/05/08
Seat 2: jl131 (59,113)
Seat 3: gEaRy2870 (106,456)
Seat 4: ll slayer ll (123,215)
Seat 5: heartofblack (48,716)
jl131 posts the small blind of 5,000
gEaRy2870 posts the big blind of 10,000
The button is in seat #5
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to jl131 [Td Ts]
ll slayer ll raises to 30,000
heartofblack folds
jl131 raises to 59,113, and is all in
gEaRy2870 folds
ll slayer ll calls 29,113
jl131 shows [Td Ts]
ll slayer ll shows [Qc Kc]
*** FLOP *** [Js 2c As]
*** TURN *** [Js 2c As] [Qs]
*** RIVER *** [Js 2c As Qs] [Jd]
jl131 shows two pair, Jacks and Tens
ll slayer ll shows two pair, Queens and Jacks
ll slayer ll wins the pot (128,226) with two pair, Queens and Jacks
jl131 stands up and demands a recount
oh, and got crushed in another stt. man this run is just brutal
Full Tilt Poker Game #6341185103: .COM Main Event Race Rd 1 (48236937), Table 15 - 5000/10000 - No Limit Hold'em - 22:20:13 ET - 2008/05/08
Seat 2: jl131 (59,113)
Seat 3: gEaRy2870 (106,456)
Seat 4: ll slayer ll (123,215)
Seat 5: heartofblack (48,716)
jl131 posts the small blind of 5,000
gEaRy2870 posts the big blind of 10,000
The button is in seat #5
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to jl131 [Td Ts]
ll slayer ll raises to 30,000
heartofblack folds
jl131 raises to 59,113, and is all in
gEaRy2870 folds
ll slayer ll calls 29,113
jl131 shows [Td Ts]
ll slayer ll shows [Qc Kc]
*** FLOP *** [Js 2c As]
*** TURN *** [Js 2c As] [Qs]
*** RIVER *** [Js 2c As Qs] [Jd]
jl131 shows two pair, Jacks and Tens
ll slayer ll shows two pair, Queens and Jacks
ll slayer ll wins the pot (128,226) with two pair, Queens and Jacks
jl131 stands up and demands a recount
oh, and got crushed in another stt. man this run is just brutal
the slump is over... not
So finally after weeks of ridiculous beats and unending frustration, I won a $5 STT tuesday night. I thought, alright, good, the slump is over, now things can start getting back to normal.
Then I played again on wed. nite. and I have to say, the slump apparently is not over.
first came a donkoff, then came a suckout.
#1 was a single table FTOPS points satellite, winner gets the seat, 2nd get some points back. got down to 3 and i was the shorty but only a little behind 2nd. pick up AQ soooooooted and shove pf, get called by... 8-9 offsuit FTW!!! SHIP IT! uh, to him... 9 on the turn. retards take another
#2 was $5 STT - out 5th. 99 late, raise pre & get 2 callers, flop 843, about as good a flop as you can ask for with 99. goes check - bet 1/6 pot, I shove, checker calls and shows 33 for the sick 2-outer. gg me. again.
jl131 stands up and looks to the sky for answers, and all he sees is birdshit dropping straight towards his eyes
Then I played again on wed. nite. and I have to say, the slump apparently is not over.
first came a donkoff, then came a suckout.
#1 was a single table FTOPS points satellite, winner gets the seat, 2nd get some points back. got down to 3 and i was the shorty but only a little behind 2nd. pick up AQ soooooooted and shove pf, get called by... 8-9 offsuit FTW!!! SHIP IT! uh, to him... 9 on the turn. retards take another
#2 was $5 STT - out 5th. 99 late, raise pre & get 2 callers, flop 843, about as good a flop as you can ask for with 99. goes check - bet 1/6 pot, I shove, checker calls and shows 33 for the sick 2-outer. gg me. again.
jl131 stands up and looks to the sky for answers, and all he sees is birdshit dropping straight towards his eyes
Friday, May 2, 2008
here we go again
so today i've played 4 tourneys -
#1 out when flopped set of 8s vs. flopped nut flush
#2 out KK < A6 sooooooooooted allin preflop
#3 out QQ < A10 offsuit after big reraise pf and flopped 2 aces
#4 o/8 - raise pre w/AcKcK4, one caller, flop Q27, bet get called, turn 7, bet and villain shoves, i'm actually figuring him for QQ or a 7 now but lots of outs to chop and i have a lot invested so i call, he does have the QQ so he flopped the 2-outer and the river misses my 500 low outs and i'm out. again. after a sick suckout. every time.
excuse me while i go drive off a bridge. acct now down to 181 from high point of 294
#1 out when flopped set of 8s vs. flopped nut flush
#2 out KK < A6 sooooooooooted allin preflop
#3 out QQ < A10 offsuit after big reraise pf and flopped 2 aces
#4 o/8 - raise pre w/AcKcK4, one caller, flop Q27, bet get called, turn 7, bet and villain shoves, i'm actually figuring him for QQ or a 7 now but lots of outs to chop and i have a lot invested so i call, he does have the QQ so he flopped the 2-outer and the river misses my 500 low outs and i'm out. again. after a sick suckout. every time.
excuse me while i go drive off a bridge. acct now down to 181 from high point of 294
Thursday, May 1, 2008
well at least i cashed
the sickness continues...
Full Tilt Poker Game #6246097483: $5 + $0.50 Sit & Go (47538487), Table 1 - 150/300 - No Limit Hold'em - 10:39:28 ET - 2008/05/01
Seat 4: jl131 (8,180)
Seat 6: ProPokerMom (5,320)
ProPokerMom posts the small blind of 150
jl131 posts the big blind of 300
The button is in seat #6
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to jl131 [7d 6c]
ProPokerMom calls 150
jl131 checks
*** FLOP *** [Qs 4d 5h]
jl131 bets 600
ProPokerMom calls 600
*** TURN *** [Qs 4d 5h] [8s]
jl131 checks
ProPokerMom checks
*** RIVER *** [Qs 4d 5h 8s] [6d]
jl131 bets 2,700
ProPokerMom raises to 4,420, and is all in
jl131 calls 1,720
*** SHOW DOWN ***
ProPokerMom shows [5c 7s] a straight, Eight high
jl131 shows [7d 6c] a straight, Eight high
jl131 ties for the pot (5,320) with a straight, Eight high
ProPokerMom ties for the pot (5,320) with a straight, Eight high
that obviously didn't end it, but it should have, and it was no good for me after that.
next one...
Full Tilt Poker Game #6246709154: $5 + $0.50 Sit & Go (47543216), Table 1 - 100/200 - No Limit Hold'em - 12:06:11 ET - 2008/05/01
Seat 1: the dcm family (3,770)
Seat 5: jl131 (5,740)
Seat 8: backtou (3,990)
the dcm family posts the small blind of 100
jl131 posts the big blind of 200
The button is in seat #8
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to jl131 [As Ad]
backtou has 15 seconds left to act
backtou folds
the dcm family raises to 3,770, and is all in
jl131 calls 3,570
the dcm family shows [Kc Ks]
jl131 shows [As Ad]
*** FLOP *** [Td Tc Kd]
*** TURN *** [Td Tc Kd] [5s]
*** RIVER *** [Td Tc Kd 5s] [7h]
the dcm family shows a full house, Kings full of Tens
jl131 shows two pair, Aces and Tens
the dcm family wins the pot (7,540) with a full house, Kings full of Tens
i double back up to regain the lead, then this...
Full Tilt Poker Game #6246747390: $5 + $0.50 Sit & Go (47543216), Table 1 - 120/240 - No Limit Hold'em - 12:11:16 ET - 2008/05/01
Seat 1: the dcm family (2,610)
Seat 5: jl131 (7,480)
Seat 8: backtou (3,410)
backtou posts the small blind of 120
the dcm family posts the big blind of 240
The button is in seat #5
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to jl131 [Ad 8d]
jl131 raises to 720
backtou folds
the dcm family raises to 2,610, and is all in
jl131 calls 1,890
the dcm family shows [Kc Th]
jl131 shows [Ad 8d]
*** FLOP *** [7h 5s Td]
*** TURN *** [7h 5s Td] [9h]
*** RIVER *** [7h 5s Td 9h] [5c]
the dcm family shows two pair, Tens and Fives
jl131 shows a pair of Fives
the dcm family wins the pot (5,340) with two pair, Tens and Fives
and the finisher (for all intents and purposes)...
Full Tilt Poker Game #6246794268: $5 + $0.50 Sit & Go (47543216), Table 1 - 150/300 - No Limit Hold'em - 12:17:32 ET - 2008/05/01
Seat 1: the dcm family (7,140)
Seat 5: jl131 (3,550)
Seat 8: backtou (2,810)
the dcm family posts the small blind of 150
jl131 posts the big blind of 300
The button is in seat #8
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to jl131 [Kh Js]
backtou folds
the dcm family calls 150
jl131 checks
*** FLOP *** [Jd 4s 3d]
the dcm family checks
jl131 bets 600
the dcm family calls 600
*** TURN *** [Jd 4s 3d] [Jc]
the dcm family checks
jl131 checks
*** RIVER *** [Jd 4s 3d Jc] [5d]
the dcm family bets 1,500
jl131 calls 1,500
*** SHOW DOWN ***
the dcm family shows [5h 5s] a full house, Fives full of Jacks
jl131 shows [Kh Js] three of a kind, Jacks
the dcm family wins the pot (4,800) with a full house, Fives full of Jacks
probably shouldnt have given the free river, but i actually wasnt putting him on a flush draw, and was trying to make him put me on one. unreal how one moron can just get so continuously lucky. so i'm left with just a 2nd and a 3rd when i should've probably had 2 wins.
Full Tilt Poker Game #6246097483: $5 + $0.50 Sit & Go (47538487), Table 1 - 150/300 - No Limit Hold'em - 10:39:28 ET - 2008/05/01
Seat 4: jl131 (8,180)
Seat 6: ProPokerMom (5,320)
ProPokerMom posts the small blind of 150
jl131 posts the big blind of 300
The button is in seat #6
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to jl131 [7d 6c]
ProPokerMom calls 150
jl131 checks
*** FLOP *** [Qs 4d 5h]
jl131 bets 600
ProPokerMom calls 600
*** TURN *** [Qs 4d 5h] [8s]
jl131 checks
ProPokerMom checks
*** RIVER *** [Qs 4d 5h 8s] [6d]
jl131 bets 2,700
ProPokerMom raises to 4,420, and is all in
jl131 calls 1,720
*** SHOW DOWN ***
ProPokerMom shows [5c 7s] a straight, Eight high
jl131 shows [7d 6c] a straight, Eight high
jl131 ties for the pot (5,320) with a straight, Eight high
ProPokerMom ties for the pot (5,320) with a straight, Eight high
that obviously didn't end it, but it should have, and it was no good for me after that.
next one...
Full Tilt Poker Game #6246709154: $5 + $0.50 Sit & Go (47543216), Table 1 - 100/200 - No Limit Hold'em - 12:06:11 ET - 2008/05/01
Seat 1: the dcm family (3,770)
Seat 5: jl131 (5,740)
Seat 8: backtou (3,990)
the dcm family posts the small blind of 100
jl131 posts the big blind of 200
The button is in seat #8
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to jl131 [As Ad]
backtou has 15 seconds left to act
backtou folds
the dcm family raises to 3,770, and is all in
jl131 calls 3,570
the dcm family shows [Kc Ks]
jl131 shows [As Ad]
*** FLOP *** [Td Tc Kd]
*** TURN *** [Td Tc Kd] [5s]
*** RIVER *** [Td Tc Kd 5s] [7h]
the dcm family shows a full house, Kings full of Tens
jl131 shows two pair, Aces and Tens
the dcm family wins the pot (7,540) with a full house, Kings full of Tens
i double back up to regain the lead, then this...
Full Tilt Poker Game #6246747390: $5 + $0.50 Sit & Go (47543216), Table 1 - 120/240 - No Limit Hold'em - 12:11:16 ET - 2008/05/01
Seat 1: the dcm family (2,610)
Seat 5: jl131 (7,480)
Seat 8: backtou (3,410)
backtou posts the small blind of 120
the dcm family posts the big blind of 240
The button is in seat #5
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to jl131 [Ad 8d]
jl131 raises to 720
backtou folds
the dcm family raises to 2,610, and is all in
jl131 calls 1,890
the dcm family shows [Kc Th]
jl131 shows [Ad 8d]
*** FLOP *** [7h 5s Td]
*** TURN *** [7h 5s Td] [9h]
*** RIVER *** [7h 5s Td 9h] [5c]
the dcm family shows two pair, Tens and Fives
jl131 shows a pair of Fives
the dcm family wins the pot (5,340) with two pair, Tens and Fives
and the finisher (for all intents and purposes)...
Full Tilt Poker Game #6246794268: $5 + $0.50 Sit & Go (47543216), Table 1 - 150/300 - No Limit Hold'em - 12:17:32 ET - 2008/05/01
Seat 1: the dcm family (7,140)
Seat 5: jl131 (3,550)
Seat 8: backtou (2,810)
the dcm family posts the small blind of 150
jl131 posts the big blind of 300
The button is in seat #8
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to jl131 [Kh Js]
backtou folds
the dcm family calls 150
jl131 checks
*** FLOP *** [Jd 4s 3d]
the dcm family checks
jl131 bets 600
the dcm family calls 600
*** TURN *** [Jd 4s 3d] [Jc]
the dcm family checks
jl131 checks
*** RIVER *** [Jd 4s 3d Jc] [5d]
the dcm family bets 1,500
jl131 calls 1,500
*** SHOW DOWN ***
the dcm family shows [5h 5s] a full house, Fives full of Jacks
jl131 shows [Kh Js] three of a kind, Jacks
the dcm family wins the pot (4,800) with a full house, Fives full of Jacks
probably shouldnt have given the free river, but i actually wasnt putting him on a flush draw, and was trying to make him put me on one. unreal how one moron can just get so continuously lucky. so i'm left with just a 2nd and a 3rd when i should've probably had 2 wins.
Wednesday, April 16, 2008
and the hits just keep on coming
this clown just donked off allin on a gutshot/jack-high flush draw the hand before...
Full Tilt Poker Game #6064390911: $5 + $0.50 Sit & Go (46158809), Table 1 - 20/40 - Pot Limit Omaha Hi - 22:49:04 ET - 2008/04/16
Seat 1: bigslick922 (270)
Seat 3: shut it zip it (3,165)
Seat 4: pittsburgh_jake (2,759)
Seat 5: jl131 (1,440)
Seat 6: JRod32 (1,470)
Seat 7: choclabdad (1,650)
Seat 8: aunt betsy (1,373)
Seat 9: SicariuS Gus (1,373)
jl131 posts the small blind of 20
JRod32 posts the big blind of 40
The button is in seat #4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to jl131 [Ks Jd 7c Kh]
choclabdad has 15 seconds left to act
choclabdad folds
aunt betsy has 15 seconds left to act
aunt betsy is sitting out
aunt betsy has timed out
aunt betsy folds
SicariuS Gus folds
bigslick922 raises to 140
aunt betsy has returned
shut it zip it folds
pittsburgh_jake calls 140
jl131 calls 120
JRod32 folds
*** FLOP *** [Kd 9s Jh]
jl131 checks
bigslick922 bets 130, and is all in
pittsburgh_jake raises to 260
jl131 raises to 600
pittsburgh_jake calls 340
*** TURN *** [Kd 9s Jh] [2h]
jl131 bets 700, and is all in
pittsburgh_jake calls 700
jl131 shows [Ks Jd 7c Kh]
bigslick922 shows [2s 9c Ah 5h]
pittsburgh_jake shows [7h Js 8c Jc]
*** RIVER *** [Kd 9s Jh 2h] [Ts]
jl131 shows three of a kind, Kings
pittsburgh_jake shows a straight, Jack high
pittsburgh_jake wins the side pot (2,340) with a straight, Jack high
bigslick922 shows two pair, Nines and Twos
pittsburgh_jake wins the main pot (850) with a straight, Jack high
bigslick922 stands up
jl131 stands up
from a high of $297 we now sit at $225, and literally every single KO i've had my money in good during the downswing. absolutely sick
Full Tilt Poker Game #6064390911: $5 + $0.50 Sit & Go (46158809), Table 1 - 20/40 - Pot Limit Omaha Hi - 22:49:04 ET - 2008/04/16
Seat 1: bigslick922 (270)
Seat 3: shut it zip it (3,165)
Seat 4: pittsburgh_jake (2,759)
Seat 5: jl131 (1,440)
Seat 6: JRod32 (1,470)
Seat 7: choclabdad (1,650)
Seat 8: aunt betsy (1,373)
Seat 9: SicariuS Gus (1,373)
jl131 posts the small blind of 20
JRod32 posts the big blind of 40
The button is in seat #4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to jl131 [Ks Jd 7c Kh]
choclabdad has 15 seconds left to act
choclabdad folds
aunt betsy has 15 seconds left to act
aunt betsy is sitting out
aunt betsy has timed out
aunt betsy folds
SicariuS Gus folds
bigslick922 raises to 140
aunt betsy has returned
shut it zip it folds
pittsburgh_jake calls 140
jl131 calls 120
JRod32 folds
*** FLOP *** [Kd 9s Jh]
jl131 checks
bigslick922 bets 130, and is all in
pittsburgh_jake raises to 260
jl131 raises to 600
pittsburgh_jake calls 340
*** TURN *** [Kd 9s Jh] [2h]
jl131 bets 700, and is all in
pittsburgh_jake calls 700
jl131 shows [Ks Jd 7c Kh]
bigslick922 shows [2s 9c Ah 5h]
pittsburgh_jake shows [7h Js 8c Jc]
*** RIVER *** [Kd 9s Jh 2h] [Ts]
jl131 shows three of a kind, Kings
pittsburgh_jake shows a straight, Jack high
pittsburgh_jake wins the side pot (2,340) with a straight, Jack high
bigslick922 shows two pair, Nines and Twos
pittsburgh_jake wins the main pot (850) with a straight, Jack high
bigslick922 stands up
jl131 stands up
from a high of $297 we now sit at $225, and literally every single KO i've had my money in good during the downswing. absolutely sick
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