Sick for most, typical for me...

Full Tilt Poker Game #6525007261: $5 + $0.50 Sit & Go (49592884), Table 1 - 50/100 - Pot Limit Omaha Hi - 21:23:27 ET - 2008/05/22
Seat 1: FOLDitAWAY (1,774)
Seat 2: nyb853 (1,095), is sitting out
Seat 3: billaphong (2,266)
Seat 4: PlayForBlood1 (1,733)
Seat 5: jl131 (2,132)
billaphong posts the small blind of 50
PlayForBlood1 posts the big blind of 100
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to jl131 [Ad 3d 3h Js]
jl131 calls 100
FOLDitAWAY has 15 seconds left to act
FOLDitAWAY folds
nyb853 folds
billaphong raises to 400
PlayForBlood1 calls 300
jl131 calls 300
*** FLOP *** [Th 5s 3c]
billaphong bets 1,200
PlayForBlood1 raises to 1,333, and is all in
jl131 raises to 1,732, and is all in
billaphong has 15 seconds left to act
billaphong calls 532
jl131 shows [Ad 3d 3h Js]
billaphong shows [3s Ks 2s Kc]
PlayForBlood1 shows [Jh Kh 9h Kd]
*** TURN *** [Th 5s 3c] [8h]
*** RIVER *** [Th 5s 3c 8h] [7s]
jl131 shows three of a kind, Threes
billaphong shows a pair of Kings
jl131 wins the side pot (798) with three of a kind, Threes
PlayForBlood1 shows a straight, Jack high
PlayForBlood1 wins the main pot (5,199) with a straight, Jack high
billaphong: what?

my thoughts exactly. actually, much milder than my thoughts.

but that wasn't even the killer, this was...

Full Tilt Poker Game #6525019528: $5 + $0.50 Sit & Go (49592884), Table 1 - 50/100 - Pot Limit Omaha Hi - 21:24:26 ET - 2008/05/22
Seat 1: FOLDitAWAY (1,774)
Seat 2: nyb853 (1,095), is sitting out
Seat 3: billaphong (134)
Seat 4: PlayForBlood1 (5,199)
Seat 5: jl131 (798)
PlayForBlood1 posts the small blind of 50
jl131 posts the big blind of 100
The button is in seat #3
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to jl131 [As Qc 3c Qd]
FOLDitAWAY is feeling happy
FOLDitAWAY folds
nyb853 folds
billaphong: all in with nothing
billaphong raises to 134, and is all in
PlayForBlood1 calls 84
jl131 raises to 536
PlayForBlood1 has 15 seconds left to act
PlayForBlood1 calls 402
*** FLOP *** [4h Tc Jd]
PlayForBlood1 bets 603
jl131 calls 262, and is all in
PlayForBlood1 shows [Jc 7c Jh 9c]
jl131 shows [As Qc 3c Qd]
billaphong shows [2s Ah 2d 9h]
Uncalled bet of 341 returned to PlayForBlood1
*** TURN *** [4h Tc Jd] [Kd]
*** RIVER *** [4h Tc Jd Kd] [4d]
PlayForBlood1 shows a full house, Jacks full of Fours
jl131 shows a straight, Ace high
PlayForBlood1 wins the side pot (1,328) with a full house, Jacks full of Fours
billaphong shows two pair, Fours and Twos
PlayForBlood1 wins the main pot (402) with a full house, Jacks full of Fours
billaphong stands up
jl131 stands up and rues the day he was born