need to start playing rags obv

so i'm in $5 90-man right now. here are a few of my missed opportunities:

Full Tilt Poker Game #7223783594: $5 + $0.50 Sit & Go (54910376), Table 7 - 20/40 - No Limit Hold'em - 19:47:08 ET - 2008/07/14
Seat 1: SoberSon (4,710)
Seat 2: jl131 (3,285)
Seat 3: caesar l pazzu (1,315)
Seat 4: pda8181 (3,105)
Seat 5: guysmy8806 (2,370)
Seat 6: BigCat_John (2,795)
Seat 7: heavyd369 (2,665)
Seat 8: dizzietizzie (3,450)
Seat 9: BOMBA99 (3,305)
BOMBA99 posts the small blind of 20
SoberSon posts the big blind of 40
The button is in seat #8
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to jl131 [9h Kd]
jl131 folds
caesar l pazzu has 15 seconds left to act
caesar l pazzu calls 40
pda8181 folds
guysmy8806 folds
BigCat_John has 15 seconds left to act
BigCat_John calls 40
heavyd369 calls 40
dizzietizzie folds
BOMBA99 calls 20
SoberSon checks
*** FLOP *** [9s 3s 9d]
BOMBA99 checks
SoberSon checks
caesar l pazzu checks
BigCat_John has 15 seconds left to act
BigCat_John checks
heavyd369 checks
*** TURN *** [9s 3s 9d] [9c]
BOMBA99 checks
SoberSon checks
BigCat_John has been disconnected
caesar l pazzu has 15 seconds left to act
BigCat_John has reconnected
caesar l pazzu bets 200
BigCat_John calls 200
heavyd369 folds
BOMBA99 folds
SoberSon folds
*** RIVER *** [9s 3s 9d 9c] [Js]
caesar l pazzu has 15 seconds left to act
caesar l pazzu checks
BigCat_John checks
*** SHOW DOWN ***
caesar l pazzu shows [2c 2d] a full house, Nines full of Twos
BigCat_John shows [3h 2h] a full house, Nines full of Threes
BigCat_John wins the pot (600) with a full house, Nines full of Threes

#2:
Full Tilt Poker Game #7223879867: $5 + $0.50 Sit & Go (54910376), Table 7 - 20/40 - No Limit Hold'em - 19:54:28 ET - 2008/07/14
Seat 1: SoberSon (4,630)
Seat 2: jl131 (3,225)
Seat 4: pda8181 (3,025)
Seat 5: guysmy8806 (2,650)
Seat 6: BigCat_John (2,935)
Seat 7: heavyd369 (5,330)
Seat 8: dizzietizzie (1,760)
Seat 9: BOMBA99 (3,445)
dizzietizzie posts the small blind of 20
BOMBA99 posts the big blind of 40
The button is in seat #7
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to jl131 [8c Qd]
SoberSon folds
jl131 folds
pda8181 folds
guysmy8806 folds
BigCat_John calls 40
heavyd369 folds
dizzietizzie calls 20
BOMBA99 checks
*** FLOP *** [8h 8d Ad]
dizzietizzie checks
BOMBA99 checks
BigCat_John checks
*** TURN *** [8h 8d Ad] [Kh]
dizzietizzie checks
BOMBA99 has 15 seconds left to act
BOMBA99 checks
BigCat_John checks
*** RIVER *** [8h 8d Ad Kh] [6s]
dizzietizzie checks
BOMBA99 has 15 seconds left to act
BOMBA99 has timed out
BOMBA99 checks
BigCat_John checks
*** SHOW DOWN ***
dizzietizzie shows [4s Jd] a pair of Eights
BOMBA99 shows [6c 2c] two pair, Eights and Sixes
BigCat_John mucks
BOMBA99 wins the pot (120) with two pair, Eights and Sixes
BOMBA99 is sitting out

#3-
Full Tilt Poker Game #7223965259: $5 + $0.50 Sit & Go (54910376), Table 7 - 25/50 - No Limit Hold'em - 20:01:04 ET - 2008/07/14
Seat 1: SoberSon (6,310), is sitting out
Seat 2: jl131 (3,050)
Seat 3: ErinUsa (8,652)
Seat 4: pda8181 (2,950)
Seat 5: guysmy8806 (4,525)
Seat 6: BigCat_John (3,005)
Seat 7: heavyd369 (5,105)
Seat 9: BOMBA99 (3,980)
guysmy8806 posts the small blind of 25
BigCat_John posts the big blind of 50
The button is in seat #4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to jl131 [6s 7d]
heavyd369 folds
BOMBA99 has 15 seconds left to act
BOMBA99 is sitting out
BOMBA99 has timed out
BOMBA99 folds
SoberSon folds
jl131 folds
ErinUsa calls 50
pda8181 folds
guysmy8806 calls 25
BigCat_John checks
*** FLOP *** [7c 4h 3h]
guysmy8806 checks
BigCat_John checks
ErinUsa bets 150
guysmy8806 folds
BigCat_John calls 150
*** TURN *** [7c 4h 3h] [7s]
BigCat_John checks
ErinUsa checks
*** RIVER *** [7c 4h 3h 7s] [Td]
BOMBA99 has returned
BigCat_John checks
ErinUsa checks
*** SHOW DOWN ***
ErinUsa shows [Ah 9h] a pair of Sevens
BigCat_John shows [4s 5h] two pair, Sevens and Fours
BigCat_John wins the pot (450) with two pair, Sevens and Fours

#4 -
Full Tilt Poker Game #7223993376: $5 + $0.50 Sit & Go (54910376), Table 7 - 25/50 - No Limit Hold'em - 20:03:17 ET - 2008/07/14
Seat 1: SoberSon (6,310)
Seat 2: jl131 (3,050)
Seat 3: ErinUsa (8,452)
Seat 4: pda8181 (2,500)
Seat 5: guysmy8806 (4,475)
Seat 6: BigCat_John (3,105)
Seat 7: heavyd369 (5,705)
Seat 9: BOMBA99 (3,980)
heavyd369 posts the small blind of 25
BOMBA99 posts the big blind of 50
The button is in seat #6
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to jl131 [7h 8s]
SoberSon raises to 125
jl131 folds
ErinUsa folds
pda8181 folds
guysmy8806 has 15 seconds left to act
guysmy8806 is sitting out
guysmy8806 has timed out
guysmy8806 folds
BigCat_John folds
heavyd369 calls 100
BOMBA99 calls 75
*** FLOP *** [5c 9d 6h]
heavyd369 checks
BOMBA99 checks
SoberSon has 15 seconds left to act
SoberSon bets 200
heavyd369 calls 200
BOMBA99 folds
*** TURN *** [5c 9d 6h] [3h]
heavyd369 checks
SoberSon checks
*** RIVER *** [5c 9d 6h 3h] [5d]
heavyd369 checks
SoberSon checks
*** SHOW DOWN ***
SoberSon shows [Ts 7s] a pair of Fives
heavyd369 shows [Qh 5h] three of a kind, Fives
heavyd369 wins the pot (775) with three of a kind, Fives

#5:
Full Tilt Poker Game #7224039415: $5 + $0.50 Sit & Go (54910376), Table 7 - 30/60 - No Limit Hold'em - 20:06:45 ET - 2008/07/14
Seat 1: SoberSon (5,010)
Seat 2: jl131 (1,420)
Seat 3: ErinUsa (8,402)
Seat 4: pda8181 (5,750)
Seat 5: guysmy8806 (4,475)
Seat 6: BigCat_John (3,055)
Seat 7: heavyd369 (6,105)
Seat 9: BOMBA99 (3,360)
ErinUsa posts the small blind of 30
pda8181 posts the big blind of 60
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to jl131 [Jh 3c]
jl131: fkng joke
guysmy8806 has 15 seconds left to act
guysmy8806 folds
jl131: they let the donkeys hit shi t like that all the god dam time
BigCat_John folds
heavyd369 calls 60
BOMBA99 folds
jl131: idiots
SoberSon has 15 seconds left to act
SoberSon folds
jl131 folds
ErinUsa raises to 240
pda8181 folds
heavyd369 calls 180
*** FLOP *** [7c Th Kc]
ErinUsa bets 180
heavyd369 calls 180
*** TURN *** [7c Th Kc] [As]
ErinUsa checks
heavyd369 checks
*** RIVER *** [7c Th Kc As] [Qd]
ErinUsa checks
heavyd369 checks
*** SHOW DOWN ***
ErinUsa shows [Qh Qc] three of a kind, Queens
heavyd369 mucks
ErinUsa wins the pot (900) with three of a kind, Queens

and then when i do get involved:



recovery:



revenge:



then some more:

Full Tilt Poker Game #7225709856: $5 + $0.50 Sit & Go (54910376), Table 6 - 400/800 Ante 100 - No Limit Hold'em - 22:10:00 ET - 2008/07/14
Seat 1: Dixie Stomper (25,264)
Seat 2: ErinUsa (8,174)
Seat 3: jl131 (5,875)
Seat 4: boilerdaveb (19,397)
Seat 7: Jay Rayfield (6,752)
Seat 8: lennis85 (33,511)
Seat 9: rcb26 (16,343)
Dixie Stomper antes 100
ErinUsa antes 100
jl131 antes 100
boilerdaveb antes 100
Jay Rayfield antes 100
lennis85 antes 100
rcb26 antes 100
Jay Rayfield posts the small blind of 400
lennis85 posts the big blind of 800
The button is in seat #4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to jl131 [Jh Ks]
rcb26 folds
Dixie Stomper folds
ErinUsa folds
jl131 folds
boilerdaveb folds
Jay Rayfield raises to 6,652, and is all in
lennis85 calls 5,852
Jay Rayfield shows [Kh 9s]
lennis85 shows [Qc Qs]
*** FLOP *** [Ad Ts Qh]
*** TURN *** [Ad Ts Qh] [2h]
*** RIVER *** [Ad Ts Qh 2h] [Ac]
Jay Rayfield shows a pair of Aces
lennis85 shows a full house, Queens full of Aces
lennis85 wins the pot (14,004) with a full house, Queens full of Aces
Jay Rayfield stands up

and another:

Full Tilt Poker Game #7225831318: $5 + $0.50 Sit & Go (54910376), Table 6 - 500/1000 Ante 125 - No Limit Hold'em - 22:18:50 ET - 2008/07/14
Seat 1: Dixie Stomper (20,089)
Seat 3: jl131 (7,350)
Seat 4: boilerdaveb (44,418)
Seat 8: lennis85 (30,716)
Seat 9: rcb26 (12,743)
Dixie Stomper antes 125
jl131 antes 125
boilerdaveb antes 125
lennis85 antes 125
rcb26 antes 125
boilerdaveb posts the small blind of 500
lennis85 posts the big blind of 1,000
The button is in seat #3
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to jl131 [Ts Ac]
rcb26 folds
Dixie Stomper raises to 2,000
jl131 folds
boilerdaveb folds
lennis85 calls 1,000
*** FLOP *** [Kh Td Tc]
lennis85 checks
Dixie Stomper bets 1,000
lennis85 raises to 3,591
Dixie Stomper folds
Uncalled bet of 2,591 returned to lennis85
lennis85 mucks
lennis85 wins the pot (7,125)

still one more:

Full Tilt Poker Game #7225861270: $5 + $0.50 Sit & Go (54910376), Table 6 - 500/1000 Ante 125 - No Limit Hold'em - 22:21:00 ET - 2008/07/14
Seat 1: Dixie Stomper (15,089)
Seat 2: cpr990 (4,940)
Seat 3: jl131 (11,725)
Seat 4: boilerdaveb (43,418)
Seat 5: PDG Holdem (47,025)
Seat 6: niebel66 (18,277)
Seat 7: hootmckee (82,317)
Seat 8: lennis85 (36,466)
Seat 9: rcb26 (10,743)
Dixie Stomper antes 125
cpr990 antes 125
jl131 antes 125
boilerdaveb antes 125
PDG Holdem antes 125
niebel66 antes 125
hootmckee antes 125
lennis85 antes 125
rcb26 antes 125
cpr990 posts the small blind of 500
jl131 posts the big blind of 1,000
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to jl131 [Js 3h]
boilerdaveb folds
PDG Holdem folds
niebel66 folds
hootmckee folds
lennis85 raises to 6,341
rcb26 folds
Dixie Stomper has 15 seconds left to act
Dixie Stomper calls 6,341
cpr990 folds
jl131 folds
*** FLOP *** [5d 4c 9c]
lennis85 bets 8,623
Dixie Stomper calls 8,623, and is all in
lennis85 shows [Qh As]
Dixie Stomper shows [Qd Ad]
*** TURN *** [5d 4c 9c] [Jc]
*** RIVER *** [5d 4c 9c Jc] [Kd]
lennis85 shows Ace King high
Dixie Stomper shows Ace King high
lennis85 ties for the pot (16,277) with Ace King high
Dixie Stomper ties for the pot (16,276) with Ace King high

coulda cracked aces:

Full Tilt Poker Game #7225891471: $5 + $0.50 Sit & Go (54910376), Table 6 - 500/1000 Ante 125 - No Limit Hold'em - 22:23:12 ET - 2008/07/14
Seat 1: Dixie Stomper (15,901)
Seat 2: cpr990 (3,940)
Seat 3: jl131 (9,725)
Seat 4: boilerdaveb (41,418)
Seat 5: PDG Holdem (50,275)
Seat 6: niebel66 (16,777)
Seat 7: hootmckee (81,817)
Seat 8: lennis85 (37,279)
Seat 9: rcb26 (12,868)
Dixie Stomper antes 125
cpr990 antes 125
jl131 antes 125
boilerdaveb antes 125
PDG Holdem antes 125
niebel66 antes 125
hootmckee antes 125
lennis85 antes 125
rcb26 antes 125
niebel66 posts the small blind of 500
hootmckee posts the big blind of 1,000
The button is in seat #5
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to jl131 [4c Kh]
lennis85 has 15 seconds left to act
lennis85 folds
rcb26 folds
Dixie Stomper calls 1,000
cpr990 folds
jl131 folds
boilerdaveb raises to 4,000
PDG Holdem folds
niebel66 folds
hootmckee folds
Dixie Stomper raises to 15,776, and is all in
boilerdaveb calls 11,776
Dixie Stomper shows [Ah Ac]
boilerdaveb shows [Jh Jc]
*** FLOP *** [4s Kc 7h]
*** TURN *** [4s Kc 7h] [6d]
*** RIVER *** [4s Kc 7h 6d] [5s]
Dixie Stomper shows a pair of Aces
boilerdaveb shows a pair of Jacks
Dixie Stomper wins the pot (34,177) with a pair of Aces

the sickest one yet:

Full Tilt Poker Game #7225957583: $5 + $0.50 Sit & Go (54910376), Table 6 - 500/1000 Ante 125 - No Limit Hold'em - 22:28:03 ET - 2008/07/14
Seat 1: Dixie Stomper (33,242)
Seat 3: jl131 (9,225)
Seat 4: boilerdaveb (25,142)
Seat 5: PDG Holdem (56,400)
Seat 6: niebel66 (33,929)
Seat 7: hootmckee (83,442)
Seat 8: lennis85 (18,252)
Seat 9: rcb26 (10,368)
Dixie Stomper antes 125
jl131 antes 125
boilerdaveb antes 125
PDG Holdem antes 125
niebel66 antes 125
hootmckee antes 125
lennis85 antes 125
rcb26 antes 125
PDG Holdem posts the small blind of 500
niebel66 posts the big blind of 1,000
The button is in seat #4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to jl131 [7s 6h]
hootmckee folds
lennis85 folds
rcb26 folds
Dixie Stomper folds
jl131 folds
boilerdaveb raises to 3,000
PDG Holdem calls 2,500
niebel66 folds
*** FLOP *** [6d 7d 7c]
PDG Holdem has 15 seconds left to act
PDG Holdem bets 4,500
boilerdaveb folds
Uncalled bet of 4,500 returned to PDG Holdem
PDG Holdem mucks
PDG Holdem wins the pot (8,000)
The blinds are now 600/1,200 with an ante of 150

only fitting to bust like this:



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